Category Archives: Legal Stuff

Hobby Lobby and the BuzzBomb of the Beltway

The Supreme Court is hearing the insanely ridiculous “Hobby Lobby” case this morning, so it’s not entirely surprising to see some hearty concern trolling from the smarmy side of the internets:

 

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I apologize for employing the cliched term “problematic” in describing this half-assed analysis of one of the most dangerous (and specious) legal arguments of our time. However this sort of remark is emblematic of the chronic issue within corporate journalism of political reporters attempting/failing to comment on legal issues. The Plaintiff’s argument in Hobby Lobby case is a ramshackle assortment of transparently idiotic right-wing policies, combined into a Frankenstein of a case that should never have been given cert. However BECAUSE of the nature of bad political journalism, this of dumbass idea made the jump from 1L con-law hypothetical to the point where it now could essentially nuke 60 years of well established public accommodations law. (The Clerks and Justices on SCOTUS pay attention to the same terrible news shows everyone else does).

Any of us who believe in a well-regulated workplace, sexual privacy, healthcare, and yes ACTUAL religious freedom (and not the legal recognition of Christian Sharia Law) should be horrified that this case wasn’t laughed out of court at the outset. The proponents of this mutant strand of fundamentalist christianity and anarcho-capitalism will never be satisfied with their unjustified inflated power in this country. Folks like Coppins who insist that we listen to these fever dreams and give them credence as a legitimate ideology are complicit in the creeping force of totalitarianism that the right wing is consciously attempting to instill.

And one last thing- the reason that Buzzfeed is (probably) so legitimately pissed at obvious right wing media like Breitbart is because the latter is much less effective than the former at convincing people of the tenants of their shared ideology.  Dumb normal people are more likely to embrace the Kocthtopus through the magical power of cat .gifs than braving the insanity of the comments on a Brietbart post. Media outlets like Buzzfeed and the Daily Caller are two sides of the same extremist coin, it’s just one of the parties has more or less mastered the art of subtlety.


Jehuda Reinharz: The Jackass In The Living Room

Ex-Brandeis President Jehuda Reinharz

Ex-Brandeis President Jehuda Reinharz

Almost ten years ago I received a thick blue envelope from Brandeis University signifying that my underachieving high school ass had by some miracle (cough cough LEGACY) been admitted to the Class of 2008. Brandeis was my first choice, and I would be the third member of my family to go to the school. To say that I throughly enjoy my four years there would be an understatement. Between meeting my best friends,  having my entire social consciousness overhauled, and trolling Alan Dershowitz, it is fair to say that I received my money’s worth.

My pride for the school persisted beyond Waltham as well. During my term abroad in Dakar, Senegal, people stopped me when I wore my Brandeis t-shirt to tell me about the great programs that they had for international students. After I graduated four more members of my family enrolled in the school, including two current juniors. My wedding in 2010 was almost entirely made up of Brandeis grads (which made for an awkward scene at communion in the Episcopal church).

But while I love my alma mater, there was something amiss in the institution, or more precisely someone. Then President Jehuda Reinharz was a persistently awful manager and human being during my tenure at Brandeis, so much so that I vowed never to give any money to the school until he was fired. His sins included (to name a few)

  • Snubbing Jimmy Carter (he panicked when I confronted him about it)
  • Removing artwork by Palestinian Children depicting their experiences with the occupation
  • Hiring Tom fucking Friedman to teach a course about how awesome Tom Friedman is
  • Being the worst customer in all of Brandeis dining services. His favorite thing to do was order all the food on the menu on his corporate card, eat nothing, and then bring it all home. AND HE NEVER FUCKING TIPPED.

When he stepped down in 2010 I conceivably could have resumed donating, if not for my rather glaring lack of money. Today I’m glad I didn’t. As it turns out ye olde Jehuda is still collecting checks so big that would make Jimmy Swaggart feel guilty;

When Brandeis University president Jehuda Reinharz stepped down three years ago, he moved back into his old faculty office.

But unlike most history professors, Reinharz does not teach any classes, supervise graduate students, or attend departmental meetings. He did not bother posing for the department photo. The chairwoman for Near Eastern and Judaic Studies said she did not even know whether he was officially a member of her department.

Yet Reinharz remains one of the highest paid people on campus.

He received more than $600,000 in salary and benefits in 2011, second only to the new Brandeis president, according to the school’s most recent public tax returns. And that’s on top of the $800,000 Reinharz earned in his new job as president of the Mandel Foundation, a longtime Brandeis benefactor.

“There is puzzlement from faculty about why he gets paid at all” by Brandeis, said Gordon Fellman, a sociology professor at Brandeis. “His term as president ended.”

Good fucking question Gordy.

For some context Reinharz first got into some trouble NOT for his persistent disregard for student life and blatant hatred for the faculty. Rather Jehuda’s fall from grace began in 2009 when  his “prolific fundraising” career of “asking the same two Bernie Maddoff victims for money” turned out to be terribly misguided. That then led to Reinharz’s brilliant idea of raising money by disposing the contents of the University’s Art Museum at the pawn shop, something that a) exposed Brandeis to massive civil liability from the art donors who gave the pieces in good faith, and b) made us a fucking laughingstock across the country. So needless to say that it was less then surprising when Reinharz decided it was time to end his career as President the next year.

But if anything about the lives of the rich, powerful, and stupid have taught us in the new millennium, it is that the 1% can only fail upwards:

Some Brandeis officials defend the deal with Reinharz, saying it was crucial to retain his expertise to help with the transition to a new president who had not previously worked at Brandeis. They also wanted his help to maintain relations with major donors.

“He knows how to raise money,” said Jack Connors, who was vice chairman of the board when it signed an agreement to keep paying Reinharz after he stepped down….

“I am compensated according to my accomplishments,” said Reinharz in an interview at his Brandeis office. “It’s the way America usually works.”

Goddamn right it is Jeuhda, man of the people. So what is it that you do exactly?

“I don’t punch a clock,” said Reinharz, adding that his main job is to help the 92-year-old chairman, Morton Mandel. “I work when my work is needed.”

Reinharz was equally noncommittal about how much time he devotes to Brandeis, where he mainly works as an adviser to president Frederick Lawrence and other staffers. “I’ve never worked at Brandeis by the hour,” he said. Lawrence “asks for advice. I give it. And I don’t look at my watch.”

However, Reinharz confirmed that he spent the entire first year of Lawrence’s presidency on sabbatical, when presumably his advice would have been needed the most.

Must be nice. How much are you making exactly through this “unprecedented” deal where you are  “half time professor” and head of this Mandel Center thing where to talk with an old ass man all day?

He received more than $600,000 in salary and benefits in 2011, second only to the new Brandeis president, according to the school’s most recent public tax returns. And that’s on top of the $800,000 Reinharz earned in his new job as president of the Mandel Foundation, a longtime Brandeis benefactor….

The foundation, which pays for half of Reinharz’s office expenses, did not make it easy for the public to discover Reinharz’s pay, listing him as an unpaid board member on forms filed with the IRS, while staff said his compensation was confidential.But reports filed by three related Mandel family foundations suggest he earned a total of $800,000 in consulting fees in 2011, more than double what chief executives of similar-sized grantmaking organizations normally earn.

HOLY FUCK MAN. Well I guess living in Taxachusettes is pretty expensive all with the Romneycare and all. Your mortgage alone must be unbelievable right Jehuda?

The university also let him remain in the Brandeis president’s spacious home in Newton for six months after he stepped down.

And Reinharz could have earned even more if Brandeis had not clarified the agreement in 2012 to limit him to half time as president emeritus after 2011. Otherwise, Reinharz could have reported working full time in the position and collected $575,000 a year.

Well going to law school to balance my unpaid internships with $15 per hour jobs was obviously a big mistake on my part. I guess I should have followed the path of Reinharz and just followed my passion of grifting money from suckers and writing books about donkeys:

The one area where Reinharz was specific about how he spends his time was his own research, including a book he is co-writing on the history of the donkey in literature, arguing that the animal is often used as a substitute for people.

“There are smart donkeys, stupid donkeys, evil donkeys, etc., and no one has ever contemplated this on a large scale,” said Reinharz, who commissioned an artist to make a wood carving of a donkey that stands proudly on his desk. “It’s probably the most ambitious topic I have ever contemplated.”

That last sentence is entirely accurate.

In all seriousness this is downright disgusting. The official explanation that the school has issued since the release of this article is incomplete at best, if not deliberately obtuse. To say that Reinharz’s compensation package was justified due to the insanity of other institutions in granting these golden parachutes makes no sense. A tenured faculty member does have some leverage when they are asked to leave by the board- in that they can’t be entirely forced out of the institution. However nothing prevents the board from fulfilling their main fiduciary duty of care to the school when negotiating the salary and role of an ex-adminstrator who is returning to the faculty. To  literally write a a blank check to the man who torpedoed the endowment of the school so he can satisfy his late in life donkey fetish demonstrates an amazing disregard for the faculty, staff, students, and alumni of the university I love.

The alumni I know are beyond pissed off right now. If Jehuda was a lawyer who was provided this amount of money with only “services rendered” on the invoice he would be disbarred, and the board that hired him would be dismissed. Unless a full and detailed accounting of Reinharz’s duties, schedule, and expenses is released, this controversy should serve as sign to all future applicants to Brandeis that the institution is not to be trusted with their tuition.


“Fuck You Pay Me” As The Clarion Call Of The Unemployed JD

“Shit. You gotta be rich in the first place to think like that. Everybody know the poor are always being fucked over by the rich. Always have, always will.”

-King, Platoon

Three years ago I left a moderately shitty dead end job with a privatized government agency collecting child support from people who were barely able to cover their own meager expenses (much less make up for the chasm of the non-existent social safety net for poor children in Tennessee). My personal intentions in going to law school were objectively admirable, but also relatively practical. I am someone with a strong social conscience, but (especially at that time) I also lacked the concrete skills necessary to make the sort of specific changes that I believe society needs. Law school was by no means a panacea to my own personal need for a career, but it was the logical next step for someone in my position and with my background.

So I went to law school. I busted my ass for three years, spent money I did not have, and as a reward for that labor I am not once again thrust into an epically bad labor market where my skills are seen as extraneous and my person expendable. Fucking great.

Seemingly everyday there is a new segment in the news delighting in reporting that the mighty law school bubble has burst into thousands of new grads working service jobs with six-figure debt loads and little to no hope for a future in the career they chose. The most annoying of this brand of false hindsight comes from baby-boomer relatives patronizingly  recounting (with their usual brand of myopia and self-agrandizing hagiography) their own “menial jobs” and humble origin stories. These are the same folks that spent their lives either voting for or participating in the destabilizing of every redistributive or protective measure that engendered the middle class, and who are now  shocked that their own children are on the receiving end of the giant dildo of neo-liberalism.

Like the bubbles before we are now seeing the proliferation of the usual brand of sociopathic “told you so” economists who present just loads of creeping determinism, but whose solution to this issue follows the well-worn path of “shit happens”, “there is nothing we can do”, or my favorite “two year law school!”

Bullshit. The problem with the legal profession is the exact same problem facing almost every other sector of our economy. There is plenty of work to do, but no one can or wants to fucking pay for it.

Today I was the victim of a rather brazen bait and switch con pulled by a local law firm here in Long Beach. It started when, following the advice of my career services and countless other attorneys, I responded to a Craigslist ad for legal assistant work. Using my “Resume C”, the third of my six specialized resumes where I highlight my admin work but do not (unlike in Resume’s D-F) omit my JD, I was able to secure an interview. It was there where I was promised 15 hours a week at $10 per hour; shitty but not the worst I can do under the circumstances. A few days later the “job” suddenly turned into an “internship” and my “wages” were now a “possible stipend” of significantly less than what I was promised. Needless to say I was not amused and we went our separate ways.

This sort of bullshit is not a rarity for my fellow unemployed JD’s on the market. Everyone from my class, regardless of their ranking or other academic achievements, is presently working an unpaid legal job while desperately trying to find something else to pay their bills until the day when their job lottery pulls their number. We are told “this is the way things are now” or “grit and bear it”- as if this bullshit Horatio Alger work ethic will also apply those expecting to collect the  massive student loans representing our wasted youth.

This is not some evolution in the law caused by an influx of locust-like “takers” who naively thought that law school automatically “entitled” us to a position in the middle class. No, this is fucking theft. These are employers and an entire industry that is succeeding in convincing people in my position that we need to endure not just the entire inflated cost of our education, but our practical training as well, further subsidizing the delayed retirements of older members of the bar. My generation was far and away beyond the 1980’s fantasy of becoming members of “big law” and spending our days writing motions and picking cocaine boogers from our nose while receiving road head from our mistress in our Corvette. Most of my class wanted jobs in the government and public interest realm- where we would receive a living wage and perform a necessary service for the people whom society has pissed upon for the last thirty years. Now we are told that our scaled-back, well tempered dream of moderate success is analogously greedy as those silly black people who wanted homes in the housing crisis.

Fuck those Randian assholes. There is plenty of lawyering to go around. Like our crumbling infrastructure that begs for construction workers and civil engineers, there is a great need for lawyers in contemporary society.

The rampant abuses in the employment, credit, and real estate markets beg for the attention of the thousands of well trained and socially conscious lawyers out there who can represent clients or draft decent laws to prevent further harm. However with the 1% managing to grab even more capital since the great recession, the public sector has contracted beyond what we previously imagined. While non-profit agencies and the government see the great need for more public defenders, legal aid lawyers, or legal policy experts, there simply is no money to pay them as the very idea of publicly subsidized legal services is now akin to communism thanks to the teahadists in the positions of state and federal power.

The need for the more mundane work of lawyers has also grown exponentially in the last few years. Folks still need to draw up wills, get divorced, or sue their piece of shit neighbor for letting his dog poop in their lawn. However corporations have successfully devalued the entire idea of professional legal services through “self help” bullshit like LegalZoom. Now lay people are under the incredibly dangerous and false perception that the only thing separating their dumbass from Perry Mason is paying for and filling out a few downloadable forms to file with the overwhelmed city clerk. Of course when this idiotic strategy backfires due to the influx of shitty motions and intelligible claims it is the tax payer that pays the costs of delayed court proceedings. Meanwhile this clusterfuck of amateurism allows LegalZoom to get even more money from their pseudo-client by “referring” them to- guess what- A REAL FUCKING ATTORNEY (albeit a desperate independent contractor who is making a third of what they are actually worth).

Ridding the option of seeking professional legal services is a direct threat to the agency of people to avoid being fucked over by the rich and powerful. Bad jokes aside, we as a profession are fucking necessary to the health and well being of society, and depriving us from doing our job is an intentional act of class warfare. Would we tolerate this amateurism and deregulation of a medical practice? Well not now but rest assured that those fuckers are next.

The “problem” of the legal profession will not be fixed by gimmicks like two year law school or some badly designed apprentice program that is  half-heardetly subsidized  by AmeriCorps. Yes some of the problems can (and really should) be addressed by a more intensive Federal regulation of law schools, if just to end the trend of schools treating their students like open cash registers of non-dischargable government backed debt. However the main issue is the same fucking thing holding back manufacturing, teaching, the porn industry, and virtually everything else in this country: rich people have all the fucking money and are not being forced to fork it over. Once middle and lower class people have the expendable cash to use on a lawyer when they need one, or when he government has the revenue to start hiring lawyers to write/enforce laws that aren’t from the ALEC playbook, we’ll be self-sufficent again.

Until that point though I urge every similarly situated law school grad to remember the most important lesson from Goodfellas:

Now if you excuse me I have to work on “Resume G”


Why Is The Long Beach Police Department So Scared Of Applicants Who Have Tripped Balls?

Snozzberries

I’m usually beyond cynical that politicians will ever embrace public policy based on sound scientific evidence (EX: my most recent twitter spat with Dana Rohrabacher), but I’m a bit optimistic that there might be some drastic change in our societal conceptualization of drugs. Unlike even a decade ago, it is becoming acceptable for the square community to acknowledge what everyone’s college stoner roommate proclaimed every time someone from a keg party trashed your house; that illegal drugs like pot or mushrooms are much less dangerous than FDA approved and regulated tobacco or alcohol.

A switch in drug policy from the ridiculous “The War On (Some Classes of People Who Use Some) Drugs” to actual evidence based harm-reduction is probably not on the imminent horizon. However it is encouraging that mainstream media sources like Sanjay Gupta or the Economist feel that it necessary to alert their audiences to new scientific findings that define the specific variations in the effects and consequences of different types of drug use. This slow trickle of relatively positive news regarding the health risks and addictive properties for certain drugs can and hopefully will turn the tide of a generation of misinformation and ridiculously hysterical anti-drug advocacy that defined much of the 20th century.

Nevertheless, something like this is particularly discouraging:

LONG BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT DRUG POLICY
The Long Beach Police Department hiring standard concerning drug usage is as follows:

  • Marijuana – any use of marijuana in the last two-years from the application deadline (September 13, 2013) will result in disqualification from the current hiring process. This is not a life time disqualification; just until a two-year period of no marijuana use has passed
  • Other illegal drug use (other than marijuana or hard drugs listed below) in the last three-years from the application deadline (September 13, 2013), will result in disqualification from the current hiring process. This is not a life-time disqualification; just until a three-year period of no illegal drug use has passed.
  • Any use of hallucinogenic drugs (PCP, LSD, mushrooms, etc.), illegal intravenous drugs (heroin, methamphetamine, etc.), or bath-salts is an automatic disqualification from this process. This is a life-time ban.

All other drug use will be assessed on a case-by-case basis and a determination will be made based on the applicant’s overal qualifications.

Alright so the Long Beach Police Department wants to exclude any applicant who has used one California’s largest cash crops and one of the least harmful drugs on record for two years because of some ephemeral law enforcement related interest. That makes no fucking sense whatsoever but it is not exactly surprising given the federal pressure on California to stop treating weed like it is entirely legal.

What is absolutely insane however is the lifetime ban for hallucinogenic and intravenous drugs while providing a mere three year ban for other illegal (non-pot) drug use. How in fucks name does that make any sense? In fact let’s break it down.

  • Take Psilocybin mushrooms, the least dangerous illegal drug according the recent Lancet study, or LSD (the 3rd least dangerous) and you are banned for life from becoming a member of the LBPD. Why? Because fuck you hippie that’s why.
  • Do you like Cocaine, Methamphetamine, or Heroin? Have you ever wanted to get super-ripped like your hero Ryan Braun? Well if so make sure you ingested those drugs by smoke, pills, or anal cavity ingestion because if you used a needle for whatever reason you are banned for life. Why? Is it the increased risk that the user may have contracted a blood borne disease like hepatitis or HIV through a dirty needle? Because that is the only real difference in harm between freebasing your heroin and injecting it.

This sort of badly constructed hiring guideline is dangerous. It shows that the very agency enforcing the incredibly muscular (and well-funded) anti-drug laws has absolutely no fucking idea of the reasoning behind their immense power, and that arbitrary and non-sensical distinctions hold more sway within their own offices than any evidence based-developments in social policy. Not to mention the fact that most Long Beach residents would probably rather have a Police Officer working their neighborhood who understands the relative harmless nature of a pot or shroom user compared to a cokehead or boozehound.

But by all means lets continue to exclude otherwise qualified applicants from important civil service jobs because they spent an afternoon in college staring at waves crashing out of a persian rug. That sort of intransigent stupidity just screams responsible government.


Trayvon

Trayvon

I could post one of the billion or so responses from the white nationalist sadists celebrating George Zimmerman’s acquittal like it’s wingnut Christmas, but frankly that’s just giving them more unnecessary exposure for their personality disorders. I could also put on my pseudo lawyer hat and explain how this was inevitable given the insanity of “Stand Your Ground” and feel very self-righteous in allowing my legal education to fulfill its purpose in overwhelming my common sense and morality. I could also put on my African-American Studies hat and give a cognizant and well thought out dissection of what “post racial” America really looks like in 2013, but Steve M. beat me to it. I could also express my disgust at my fellow online millennials for treating this incident with a level of cynicism and nihilism that I could not have imagined, but delving into that sewer once again is not worth anyone’s time.

So Instead I’m going to farm this one out to Richard Cohen from the SLPC:

“They always get away.” These were the words George Zimmerman uttered as he followed and later shot Trayvon Martin — words that reflected his belief that Trayvon was one of “them,” the kind of person about to get away with something. How ironic these words sound now in light of the jury verdict acquitting Zimmerman.

Trayvon is dead, and Zimmerman is free. Who was the one who got away?

Can we respect the jury verdict and still conclude that Zimmerman got away with killing Trayvon? I think so, even if we buy Zimmerman’s story that Trayvon attacked him at some point. After all, who was responsible for initiating the tragic chain of events? Who was following whom? Who was carrying a gun? Who ignored the police urging that he stay in his car? Who thought that the other was one of “them,” someone about to get a away with something?

The jury has spoken, and we can respect its conclusion that the state did not prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt. But we cannot fail to speak out about the tragedy that occurred in Sanford, Florida, on the night of February 26, 2012.

Was race at the heart of it? Ask yourself this question: If Zimmerman had seen a white youth walking in the rain that evening, would he have seen him as one of “them,” someone about to get away with something?

We’ll never really know, of course. But we can seriously doubt it without assuming that Zimmerman is a racist in the conventional sense of the word.

Racial bias reverberates in our society like the primordial Big Bang. Jesse Jackson made the point in a dramatic way when he acknowledged that he feels a sense of relief when the footsteps he hears behind him in the dead of night turn out to belong to white feet. Social scientists who study our hidden biases make the same point in a more sober way with statistics that demonstrate that we are more likely to associate black people with negative words and imagery than we are white people. It’s an association that devalues the humanity of black people, particularly black youth like Trayvon Martin.

George Zimmerman probably saw race the night of February 26, 2012, just like so many of us probably would have. Had he not, Trayvon probably would be alive today.

The jury has spoken. Now, we must speak out against the racial bias that still infects our society and distorts our perception of the world. And we must do something about it.

Last night the cracker contingent on the web was waiting on pins and needles for a race riot to break out, and was sorely disappointed when their fantasies of animalistic black men being shot in the street by cops in front of cable news cameras did not happen. Mind you this is a year when black families have already had to explain to their children why their baseline democratic rights do not matter according to the Supreme Court. I cannot imagine what it must feel like in 2013, for a black parent to give the exact same lesson on surviving America to their kids that their great-grandparents had to give back in the 1920’s tho their children.

It’s a fucking shame.


ATTENTION LIBERTARIANS: Solitary Confinement Is A Much More Worthwhile Issue Than Snowden

Just as a reminder, solitary confinement is abhorrent, disgusting, and a massive overreach of state power. It just happens to affect the sort of people that folks at the CATO Christmas party consider to be sub-human.

Which is why this story will be buried in the style section of your local newspaper.


Conservatives Finally Recognize That Gay Marriage Is Inevitable, And Thus Are Prepared To Destroy Civil Marriage

Not to rain on anyone’s parade (especially your’s Edie), but as with any major progressive accomplishment there will be a backlash against the legal recognition of same-sex marriage. If you think I am Slate-pitching for page views, take a gander at Glenn Beck’s twitter feed from Wednesday night:

Glenn Beck

This remarkably stupid idea might at first seem like sour grapes or even a form of conservative “acceptance” of the soon-to-be realized universality of gay marriage across the country. However in reality this is an incredibly dangerous seedling of an idea from the right, and it’s one that I’m hearing with some frequency from the Randian-wing of Conservatives.

Think that this is out of the realm of possibility? Well sadly there is some precedent to this form of reactionary assholhery. After Brown v. Board and the subsequent cases reinforcing the Federal Government’s power to desegregate public schools and accommodations, white folks in the throughout the country engaged in a campaign of mass resistance to change in the form of “white flight” that was  specifically designed to effectively destroy the public institutions that they once universally supported (the entire State of Virginia for example,  shut down ALL of their public schools rather than face the prospect of black and white children sitting in class together). In all decades of urbanization reversed, not because it was the more “efficent” way to live (in fact quite the opposite was true), but rather because people wanted to preserve segregation in a “de-facto” rather than de-jure form.

The audacity of the right wing to spend several generations of decrying the “sactinty” of civil marriage and its supposed magical powers to solve all the world’s problems, just  to abandon the whole fucking thing is itself simply terrible. In addition by pursuing this new argument we now should recognize that their original reasoning for opposing same-sex marriage was in fact built entirely blatant homophobia. But we should also  (as Dan Savage has said quite frequently) be ready to assign blame to CONSERVATIVES for having no respect for the institution, by evidence of their desire to entirely re-define the purpose of creating this legal bond.

Civil marriage exists specifically because people should not have to enter into a church or pay out the ass in order to have their relationship recognized by society and under the law. The entire point of having the government issue marriage licenses at a minimum cost is because the right to love and to preserve the interests of the person you love is fundamental and essential in a civilized society. People have a general feeling why they like civil marriages, but when the subtle homophobia remaining in nervous moderates combines with idiotic yet simplistically appealing “solutions” like the aforementioned derp from Mr. Beck, we have the potential for an incredibly awful policy change in the pipeline.

Be aware, because this is not the last time that this idea will be farted around.