Mess-O-Links: Your Least-Surprising Headlines Of The Day

Anderson Cooper publicly announces that he is gay. In other news, water is wet.

Mitt Romney is a soulless hypocritical asshat with absolutely no guiding priciples other than an insatiable need to make more and more money. Also too- the right wing will not care one bit in their quest to unseat the mooslem sooshalist from Kenya.

Extreme heat and the storms it provokes can cause havoc on a country that is underinvested in infrastructure and full of policy makers who deny all science regarding climate change. If only there was something we could do about all of this needless suffering.

Radical fundamentalist religious types are not fans of historical landmarks, public art, or religious pluralism. And for once this headline does not refer to anything happening in Alabama.

Poor people are getting fucked over by a judicial system that is being run for profit by some of the most evil motherfuckers in the country. BREAKING NEWS: no one cares.

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About stefanbc

I am an attorney who works mainly in criminal defense, child welfare, and medical marijuana advocacy. I live in Long Beach with my wife and four pets. View all posts by stefanbc

2 responses to “Mess-O-Links: Your Least-Surprising Headlines Of The Day

  • Ariel

    Jeez, Stefan. I don’t disagree with anything you wrote, but can you start some kind of feature about “things people can do to help address these problems that I’ve highlighted” or something, so I don’t finish reading your blog posts and just feel a terrible sense of impotent depression?

    • stefanbc

      Brent Bozell is doing his best to get Anderson Cooper off the air for being gay. Although I doubt that this is really solving any “problem” and is more just endemic of Bozell being an asshole.

      THE MORE YOU KNOW!

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